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Check out my photo book that was just published.

The world’s first B&W iPhone photo book is here. From start to finish, conceptual artist Andrew David Baron, takes us on a journey with his iPhone and its camera. The iPhone has become the default camera of convenience rather than of choice because of its accessibility. Mr. Baron’s photos show us that the nothingness of life’s everyday journeys have beauty and purpose. The subjectivity of beauty and purpose has ultimately been left up to the viewer to decide.

According to Mr. Baron, “My Journeys, are nothing more than a visual collection of narrative wavelengths of vibrating light and sub-atomic particles that are encapsulated and bonded within my aesthetic construction of time, form, space, spirit and love.”

untitled {My Journeys)

Just finished the sequel to my short film / video posted a couple of weeks ago: One Infinite Loophole. This is called One Infinite Loophole II.

Check it out!

One Infinite Loophole II

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Nothing like a good, independent short film to make your day.

Also there is nothing else out there like Captain Hazel Murphy that would make you want to jump off a 50 story building because he’s that cute.

(well…maybe not a 50 story building. Possibly a 35 story building instead. That seems more realistic.) heh.

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Just finished my latest video: One Infinite Loophole.

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One Infinite Loophole

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Rise n’ Shine! It’s Tuesday July 21st, 2009. Noodles’ Nugget of Minutia of the Day is: Had a dream last night that I became a designer of 3rd Party iPhone related products.

Talk about being a nerd.

I was actually conceiving new products, mocking them up, creating presentations, pitching companies and making a zillion bucks in no time.

This all happened in the dream.

I then branched off from the original company that hired me and formed my own company to which I hired an incredible team of product specialists and marketing agents…the whole 9 yards…

I was able to make enough money to put myself back into school and get my masters and doctorate degrees.

………….and……….then…….I woke up.

Lovely.

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Application: Night Vision
Category: Photography
Released: February 19th, 2009
Size: 0.8 MB
Seller: Kirill Satchkov
Website: http://www.myspace.com/NightVision_App

Most Recent Version: 2.3

Price: $0.99

A.T.D.o.N. Rating: 3.5 out of 5

The Breakdown:

Night Vision is a specialized photography app that gives the iPhone the ability to take photos with very little light. The small amount of light that does enter the digital lens becomes amplified, thus creating an image based upon the parameters of various spectrums. There are 4 different modes you can use: Night Vision Mode, Heat Mode, Predator Mode , and Grey Scale Mode.

Night Vision Mode: Off

Night Vision Mode: On

Heat Mode: Off

Heat Mode: On

Predator Mode: Off

Predator Mode: On

Gray Scale Mode: Off

Gray Scale Mode: On

Although in theory this sounds awesome, the result is just about satisfactory. Don’t get me wrong, this app has huge potential, but there are somethings that bug the crap out of me. Here is a short list:

1. The app does NOT work in real-time, meaning that you will NOT be able to view the image on the screen until you click the shutter and then click the button again to start the processing of the image. (The same goes for all 4 modes.)

2. You can’t control the level of “processing” that the app does. There should be an option somewhere to allow you to choose the amount of light saturation that you want in the photo.

3. Only 4 modes? Why are we not allowed to choose the colors we want in the photos. There should be a CUSTOM mode for this app. You can choose which colors can be the light source. The amount of colors. Night Vision is always green. Why can’t we choose a purple Night Vision color or blue. (I know that green is best for results, but still…the option to do so is just as important.)

4. There isn’t an online community where people can post these shots and share or comment on. This app doesn’t really connect with it’s audience at all. It’s kind of like…ok…I’m an app that does this…so pay me now…and here you go…goodbye.

The Pros: Cool and unique photos using little light. Only $0.99.

The Cons: Photos are processed and not in real time. No control of quality or quantity of image processing. No customization mode for user experimentation. No sense of community or desire to want to improve app. No actual website for the developer either. Kind of skeevy to have JUST a MySpace page for an Apple iPhone app. BIZARRO!

The Close: There are a few good things and many bad things about this app. Overall I would suggest holding off on buying this app until some sort of customization is implemented. The community aspect is not vital to the actual photos themselves, however it will help the “branding” and life of the app. Now that the iPhone 3G S with video is out, the developer should program this app to process video the same way photos SHOULD be processed, only in real-time. (I gaurantee you Mr. Satchkov that if you were able to do this with all 4 modes your app would be on the TOP SELLERS list forever. Seriously.)

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Disclaimer: I am neither an employee of Apple, nor do I have any business relationships with any companies or individuals that will be reviewed. I do this because I have opinions and thoughts that I feel could add to the overall dialogue of iPhone knowledge. I have not been paid or given gifts as incentives to write about any companies in any certain type of light. I have not been contacted or contracted by any companies to write any “SEO” or “SEM” bullshit for link building. Ok enough legal mumbo jumbo…

Until now…

I am always amazed by real ingenuity and the spirit of creativity? I thought that I had seen it all.

You know something, I consider myself an aficionado on all things iPhone and Apple, but this has completely blown my mind away. I always try to find the odd things out there that no one is really paying attention to. This one takes the ticket as one of the strangest and innovative concept yet for the iPhone. Is the suspense too much to handle already? lol

The bizarre device for the phone is not a downloadable game or app from iTunes App Store, or a cool new protective case in chartreuse or puce (which reminds me…what color is puce? Does it even exist? lol). No, it is not another portable charger for the iPhone. Nor is it some stupid stand for your iPhone for the table. (Yeah, like anyone REALLY ever wants to watch a WHOLE movie on an iPhone and it has to be on a table.)

Give up?

Well, feast your iPhonic lusty eyes on these. Your life will never be the same. heh.

Attachable Magnetic Fisheye Camera Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable Magnetic Fisheye Camera Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable Magnetic Fisheye Camera Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable Magnetic Fisheye Camera Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable Magnetic Fisheye Camera Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Stumbled upon the website, [ http://www.usbfever.com ] late yesterday afternoon and was floored by this and similar lens that you can actually magnetically stick on front of the camera lens of your iPhone. I cannot call this a review for the sheer virtue that I physically have not been able to use this lens. If you were wondering, this isn’t the ONLY lens that USBFEVER sells. There are a bunch of them.

Attachable 6 Image Camera Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable 6 Image Camera Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable 6 Image Camera Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable 6 Image Camera Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable 6 Image Camera Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable 3 Image iPhone Camera Lens

Attachable 3 Image Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable 3 Image Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable 3 Image Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable 3 Image Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable Magnetic Telephoto (2X) iPhone Camera Lens

Attachable Magnetic Telephoto (2x) Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable Magnetic Telephoto (2x) Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable Magnetic Telephoto (2x) Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable Magnetic Telephoto (2x) Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable Magnetic Wide Angle Camera Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable Magnetic Wide Angle iPhone Camera Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable Magnetic Wide Angle iPhone Camera Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable Magnetic Wide Angle iPhone Camera Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable Magnetic Wide Angle iPhone Camera Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable Telescope with Crystal Case for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable Telescope with Crystal Case for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable Telescope with Crystal Case for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Original iPhone 2G (Edge) Lens are available as well.

Attachable Telescope with Crystal Case for iPhone 2G (Edge)

Attachable Telescope with Crystal Case for iPhone 2G (Edge)

Attachable Telescope with Crystal Case for iPhone 2G (Edge)

Attachable Telescope with Crystal Case for iPhone 2G (Edge)

Attachable Telescope with Crystal Case for iPhone 2G (Edge)

Attachable Wide Angle Lens for iPhone 2G (Edge)

Attachable Wide Angle Lens for iPhone 2G (Edge)

Attachable Wide Angle Lens for iPhone 2G (Edge)

Attachable Wide Angle Lens for iPhone 2G (Edge)

Attachable Wide Angle Lens for iPhone 2G (Edge)

Feeling compelled, I just had to post and share these images and lens with all of you.

I am sure most of you will probably say that there is an APP already that can digitally recreate any of these lens effects in the iPhone itself. True, but imagine the real “huh?” factor you could have at a party? It’ll drive people nuts.

I’ll be putting in an order for 1 of these bad boys to test it out and see what the experience is like. My review will follow shortly after.

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Application: Hero Of Sparta
Category: Games
Released: December 03, 2008
Seller: Gameloft S.A.
Website: http://www.gameloft.com/iphone-games/hero-of-sparta
Twitter: http://twitter.com/heroofsparta
Most Recent Version: 1.0.6

Price: $0.99

Rating: ***** [5 out of 5]

Hero of Sparta Screenshot

Hero of Sparta Screenshot

Game Story Summary: It’s like an untold chapter out of Spartan history. You play King Argos, the King of Sparta and you are marooned on an unknown island and the only way back is doing what you were born to do. KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AND NOT EVEN CALL THEIR MOTHER THE NEXT MORNING! You must fight your way back to Sparta through different levels of monsters and mayhem. Don’t become a dead relic of mythology. It’s kill or be killed.

My Thoughts:

This past Friday I downloaded this game after I updated my iPhone to the new 3.0 software. I honestly didn’t know what to expect when purchasing the game. I usually DON’T read other reviews of games, as I don’t want my opinion to be influenced in any capacity or way. After a short install waiting period the game finally loaded up. The opening credits were something out of a movie. I couldn’t believe the quality of detail and the extent that Gameloft went to to make it look the way it does. Kudos gentlemen!

On to the actually game and not surface aesthetics…

The game. Wow, where to start. I think I would start by saying that the virtual controls of the game are the best in it’s class. Other games use a similar concept, but Gameloft has just about done it perfectly. The game play is out of this world and leap years ahead of any other game out there. (You can quote me on that one Gameloft! ) Seriously, whoever are the wiz-kids over at Gameloft deserve the Nobel Peace Prize for iPhone Video Games. lol I could not put this game down. So much so, that my wife began to “remind” me, (I’ll gently put it.) to wash up and get to bed. I felt like I was a kid again playing “Double Dragon” or something. Very fun. Very, VERY affordable for the quality of the product.

The Breakdown:

The Pros:Gameplay, Gameplay, Gameplay! Impressive graphics, Smart storyline, oh did I mention the best part? The price? $0.99!!! How can you possibly go wrong?

The Cons:Can be a bit glitchy at times. Needs more levels, options, weapons, special movies, monsters, etc. In other words: extrapolate on the positive aspects and develop the game a bit further or possibly create a bad ass sequel.

The Close:If I could rate this game 6 out of 5 I would. Ahh… screw it. I’ll give it a 6/5 rating. ******

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Disclaimer: I am neither an employee of Apple, nor do I have any business relationships with any companies or individuals that will be reviewed. I do this because I have opinions and thoughts that I feel could add to the overall dialogue of iPhone knowledge. I have not been paid or given gifts as incentives to write about any companies in any certain type of light. I have not been contacted or contracted by any companies to write any “SEO” or “SEM” bullshit for link building. Ok enough legal mumbo jumbo…

Application: ShakeItPhoto
Category: Photography
Released: April 15th, 2009
Seller: Nicholas Campbell
(Developed by: Nick Campbell)
Website: N/A
Most Recent Version: 1.0

Price: $0.99

Rating: ***** [5 out of 5]

To say that I am pleased with this app would be an understatement. I have not stopped using the app since I downloaded it the blasted thing the other day. I have used many, many good and decent photo apps for the iPhone, but this one is quite extraordinary. Let me give you an idea of how awesome it is and maybe you’ll heed my advice to purchase this gem.

1. K.I.S.S. – No not the glam-rock band, but the clever decision by Mr. Campbell to Keep It Simple Stupid. As soon as you activate the app, it does one thing and one thing only…just like a polaroid. You point-click-shoot-and wait.

2. Appreciation – In this age of INSTANT, INSTANT gratification…Polaroids seem to take TOO long for some, but for Generation X and older…we can appreciate those short moments in between photos. On a psychological level…this is app does just that: it will help you reconnect with your subjects that you are taking photos of. It doesn’t matter whether that subject is a human, a feline, a canine, an object or whatever. The important thing is that it allows the photographer to engage with his/her subject with that moment in time to anticipate and spark that thought of what it might look like.

3. Quality – It astounds me how incredibly “Polaroid-esque” the photos truly look and feel. It even makes the same noise as a Polaroid camera. If you have ever had the pleasure of seeing or holding a REAL Polaroid. I think I just dated myself on that one…lol (Kodak has since unfortunately ended production…The Last Polaroid Shipment sniff, sniff), but the colors, exposure, contrast, everything seems so dead-on. Mr. Campbell definitely did his homework before releasing this app. Kudos to you Mr. Campbell! Can’t wait to see what is the next camera type you’ll master for the iPhone.

Examples:

Murphy Close-Up Sky/Screen Abstract Sand/Sheet Abstract Uninvited Guest in the Spotlight

The Breakdown:

The Pros: Incredibly vivid photos that parallel Polaroid’s history and uniqueness, ease of use, awesome way to start a conversation at a party.

The Cons: The only 2 things I would want to see changed is possibly more border shapes (ie – Landscape, circle, triangle, etc… (although it might take away from the authenticity of it all, but just a thought.) and resolution choices.

The Close: I strongly suggest you download this app immediately and start enjoying photos again. It’s only $0.99. How can you go wrong. I mean really. This app is worth it and then some.

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Disclaimer: I am neither an employee of Apple, nor do I have any business relationships with any companies or individuals that will be reviewed. I do this because I have opinions and thoughts that I feel could add to the overall dialogue of iPhone knowledge. I have not been paid or given gifts as incentives to write about any companies in any certain type of light. I have not been contacted or contracted by any companies to write any “SEO” or “SEM” bullshit for link building. Ok enough legal mumbo jumbo…

Photogene: (Developed by: Omar Shoor)
Price: $2.99
Website: http://i-photogene.com
(Most Recent Update Release: June 4th, 2009)
Rating: ***** [5 out of 5]

This is the first of many, many reviews I am going to publish regarding the iPhone apps that I have used recently. I am not an employee of either Apple, nor do I have any business relationships with any companies or individuals that I will be reviewing. I am doing this because I have opinions and thoughts that I feel can add to the dialogue of overall knowledge. I have not been paid or given gifts or incentives to write about a certain company. I have not been contacted by any companies to write any “SEO” or “SEM” bullshit for link building. Ok enough legal mumbo jumbo…

Onto the review…

Photogene is an amazing little iPhone photo editing app that truly goes above and beyond what you may think about editing on an iPhone. I first heard about this app a few weeks ago and read the description on iTunes and decided to take a chance. What a great decision I made, I must say. lol. This app has a large variety to filters and options that give the user a tool chest like no other out there for the iPhone. The UI (User Interface) is amazingly simple and quite straight forward to use. It really allows the user to make beautiful photos dazzlingly even better. It’s hard to believe but I haven’t stopped using this program for over a week now. I mostly have been taking photos of my dog, Captain Hazel Murphy. (Of which I will use as examples of the possibilities of this incredible app.

Before:

After:

As you can see I cropped the photo slightly to make it more of a vertical composition. I also tweaked the levels with color, contrast, saturation, exposure, etc. I even gave it a nice border to finish it off. To me the finished product has an Alphonse Mucha quality to it. (Art Nouveau-esque) with the flat green backgrounds and almost stain-glass like quality.

So the possibilities are truly endless with the “Photogene” app for the iPhone.

I highly recommend any photography buff or part time photo snapper to download this app immediately. It’s well worth the $2.99.

The Good: Easy UI (User Interface), quality resolution, great options
The Bad: Sometimes can crash, response time sometimes can be slow, color palate is limited, effects options could be expanded to include (night vision, thermal vision, and an option to change the thermal vision to include other colors besides RED + BLUE

Recent Upgrade: The most recent upgrades (which happened on June 4th, 2009), include:

1. An “apple-esque” reflection on the bottom of the photo.
2. More control of the borders. (Types of borders, color, thickness, shape, etc.)

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2009-06-04 17:04:33 -0400, originally uploaded by NoodlesMcIntosh.

Behold; The cutest dog ever. His Royal Highness, Captain Hazel Murphy.