A Tall Drink of Noodles.

Check out my photo book that was just published.

The world’s first B&W iPhone photo book is here. From start to finish, conceptual artist Andrew David Baron, takes us on a journey with his iPhone and its camera. The iPhone has become the default camera of convenience rather than of choice because of its accessibility. Mr. Baron’s photos show us that the nothingness of life’s everyday journeys have beauty and purpose. The subjectivity of beauty and purpose has ultimately been left up to the viewer to decide.

According to Mr. Baron, “My Journeys, are nothing more than a visual collection of narrative wavelengths of vibrating light and sub-atomic particles that are encapsulated and bonded within my aesthetic construction of time, form, space, spirit and love.”

untitled {My Journeys)

Just finished the sequel to my short film / video posted a couple of weeks ago: One Infinite Loophole. This is called One Infinite Loophole II.

Check it out!

One Infinite Loophole II

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Nothing like a good, independent short film to make your day.

Also there is nothing else out there like Captain Hazel Murphy that would make you want to jump off a 50 story building because he’s that cute.

(well…maybe not a 50 story building. Possibly a 35 story building instead. That seems more realistic.) heh.

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This is absolutely stunning. It is an honor to be alive to witness this. We live in amazing times. There are roughly 100 Ba-Ba-Ba-Billion galaxies. Each galaxy contains billions and billions of stars.

You do the math…or maybe I will to illustrate just how FUCKING HUGE that number is!

100 Billion galaxies x 10 Billion stars per galaxy = 1 sextillion stars guesstimated in the entire universe.

Try writing out 1 sextillion…

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Stars!!! Roughly

Who knows how big the universe really is? Who know how many stars there REALLY are? Who knows if we are TRULY alone in this vast…vast…vast…vast…fuck vast…fucking mind beguilingly huge beyond anyone’s wildest and craziest imaginations will ever dream of, universe that seems to keep expanding and expanding. We really are just a particle of a particle of a particle of a particle of a particle of a particle of a particle, etc…of a photon of a blip of a spec of a planet of a solar system of a galaxy of a galaxy cluster of a mega galaxy cluster of whatever the fuck comes after that…

I can’t even imagine what 1 Sextiliion looks like.

What gets me is that as much space that 1 sextrillion stars take up there is even more Dark Matter and even more Dark Energy.

Cosmologist have suggested that the following are current theoretical accounts for the total mass-energy of the universe.

74% = Dark Energy
22% = Dark Matter
3.6% = Intergalactic Gas
.4% = Stars, Planets, and everything tangible…

WOW! .4%!

Which means that if you really think about that percentage compared to HOW MANY stars are out there…and then think about Earth. Then think about yourself on Earth. Is your mind completely BLOWN away yet or is it just me writing this at 4:00 AM!

I need sleep…

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The NEW Olympus PEN E-P1 Digital Camera. Incredible commercial for an incredible camera!

I cannot wait to get my hands on this camera. Not because of this incredible video, but I have been waiting for a camera like this for a VERY long time. I don’t have the money to buy a LEICA Digital Camera. Plus, all the other digital cameras out there now have the SAME look. Nothing original at all. This camera harks back to the old Olympus PEN series look, but with modern features like MEGAPIXELS instead of real film.

Hopefully, I won’t have to wait TOO long to get this camera.

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Thurman + Rain @ Thurman’s 27th Birthday Party at Last Exit Bar (Brooklyn, NY), originally uploaded by NoodlesMcIntosh.

Just got back from Last Exit in Brooklyn. Thurman was in good spirits while drinking good spirits. Good times. Happy Birthday @TheThurman. Thank you @TheSoundsOfRain for putting up with my BS. (I like to stop quite often and take photos.)

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Until now…

I am always amazed by real ingenuity and the spirit of creativity? I thought that I had seen it all.

You know something, I consider myself an aficionado on all things iPhone and Apple, but this has completely blown my mind away. I always try to find the odd things out there that no one is really paying attention to. This one takes the ticket as one of the strangest and innovative concept yet for the iPhone. Is the suspense too much to handle already? lol

The bizarre device for the phone is not a downloadable game or app from iTunes App Store, or a cool new protective case in chartreuse or puce (which reminds me…what color is puce? Does it even exist? lol). No, it is not another portable charger for the iPhone. Nor is it some stupid stand for your iPhone for the table. (Yeah, like anyone REALLY ever wants to watch a WHOLE movie on an iPhone and it has to be on a table.)

Give up?

Well, feast your iPhonic lusty eyes on these. Your life will never be the same. heh.

Attachable Magnetic Fisheye Camera Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable Magnetic Fisheye Camera Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable Magnetic Fisheye Camera Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable Magnetic Fisheye Camera Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable Magnetic Fisheye Camera Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Stumbled upon the website, [ http://www.usbfever.com ] late yesterday afternoon and was floored by this and similar lens that you can actually magnetically stick on front of the camera lens of your iPhone. I cannot call this a review for the sheer virtue that I physically have not been able to use this lens. If you were wondering, this isn’t the ONLY lens that USBFEVER sells. There are a bunch of them.

Attachable 6 Image Camera Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable 6 Image Camera Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable 6 Image Camera Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable 6 Image Camera Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable 6 Image Camera Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable 3 Image iPhone Camera Lens

Attachable 3 Image Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable 3 Image Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable 3 Image Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable 3 Image Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable Magnetic Telephoto (2X) iPhone Camera Lens

Attachable Magnetic Telephoto (2x) Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable Magnetic Telephoto (2x) Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable Magnetic Telephoto (2x) Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable Magnetic Telephoto (2x) Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable Magnetic Wide Angle Camera Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable Magnetic Wide Angle iPhone Camera Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable Magnetic Wide Angle iPhone Camera Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable Magnetic Wide Angle iPhone Camera Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable Magnetic Wide Angle iPhone Camera Lens for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable Telescope with Crystal Case for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable Telescope with Crystal Case for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Attachable Telescope with Crystal Case for iPhone 3G + iPhone 3G S

Original iPhone 2G (Edge) Lens are available as well.

Attachable Telescope with Crystal Case for iPhone 2G (Edge)

Attachable Telescope with Crystal Case for iPhone 2G (Edge)

Attachable Telescope with Crystal Case for iPhone 2G (Edge)

Attachable Telescope with Crystal Case for iPhone 2G (Edge)

Attachable Telescope with Crystal Case for iPhone 2G (Edge)

Attachable Wide Angle Lens for iPhone 2G (Edge)

Attachable Wide Angle Lens for iPhone 2G (Edge)

Attachable Wide Angle Lens for iPhone 2G (Edge)

Attachable Wide Angle Lens for iPhone 2G (Edge)

Attachable Wide Angle Lens for iPhone 2G (Edge)

Feeling compelled, I just had to post and share these images and lens with all of you.

I am sure most of you will probably say that there is an APP already that can digitally recreate any of these lens effects in the iPhone itself. True, but imagine the real “huh?” factor you could have at a party? It’ll drive people nuts.

I’ll be putting in an order for 1 of these bad boys to test it out and see what the experience is like. My review will follow shortly after.

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Application: ShakeItPhoto
Category: Photography
Released: April 15th, 2009
Seller: Nicholas Campbell
(Developed by: Nick Campbell)
Website: N/A
Most Recent Version: 1.0

Price: $0.99

Rating: ***** [5 out of 5]

To say that I am pleased with this app would be an understatement. I have not stopped using the app since I downloaded it the blasted thing the other day. I have used many, many good and decent photo apps for the iPhone, but this one is quite extraordinary. Let me give you an idea of how awesome it is and maybe you’ll heed my advice to purchase this gem.

1. K.I.S.S. – No not the glam-rock band, but the clever decision by Mr. Campbell to Keep It Simple Stupid. As soon as you activate the app, it does one thing and one thing only…just like a polaroid. You point-click-shoot-and wait.

2. Appreciation – In this age of INSTANT, INSTANT gratification…Polaroids seem to take TOO long for some, but for Generation X and older…we can appreciate those short moments in between photos. On a psychological level…this is app does just that: it will help you reconnect with your subjects that you are taking photos of. It doesn’t matter whether that subject is a human, a feline, a canine, an object or whatever. The important thing is that it allows the photographer to engage with his/her subject with that moment in time to anticipate and spark that thought of what it might look like.

3. Quality – It astounds me how incredibly “Polaroid-esque” the photos truly look and feel. It even makes the same noise as a Polaroid camera. If you have ever had the pleasure of seeing or holding a REAL Polaroid. I think I just dated myself on that one…lol (Kodak has since unfortunately ended production…The Last Polaroid Shipment sniff, sniff), but the colors, exposure, contrast, everything seems so dead-on. Mr. Campbell definitely did his homework before releasing this app. Kudos to you Mr. Campbell! Can’t wait to see what is the next camera type you’ll master for the iPhone.

Examples:

Murphy Close-Up Sky/Screen Abstract Sand/Sheet Abstract Uninvited Guest in the Spotlight

The Breakdown:

The Pros: Incredibly vivid photos that parallel Polaroid’s history and uniqueness, ease of use, awesome way to start a conversation at a party.

The Cons: The only 2 things I would want to see changed is possibly more border shapes (ie – Landscape, circle, triangle, etc… (although it might take away from the authenticity of it all, but just a thought.) and resolution choices.

The Close: I strongly suggest you download this app immediately and start enjoying photos again. It’s only $0.99. How can you go wrong. I mean really. This app is worth it and then some.

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Disclaimer: I am neither an employee of Apple, nor do I have any business relationships with any companies or individuals that will be reviewed. I do this because I have opinions and thoughts that I feel could add to the overall dialogue of iPhone knowledge. I have not been paid or given gifts as incentives to write about any companies in any certain type of light. I have not been contacted or contracted by any companies to write any “SEO” or “SEM” bullshit for link building. Ok enough legal mumbo jumbo…

2009-06-04 17:04:33 -0400, originally uploaded by NoodlesMcIntosh.

Behold; The cutest dog ever. His Royal Highness, Captain Hazel Murphy.