A Tall Drink of Noodles.

This is part 2 of the “mentally digestible” concepts of multi-dimensions. Watch it all. If your head isn’t spinning at the end…you weren’t paying attention at all.

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OMFG! Open your mind and travel to the 10 Dimensions. It will blow your mind. Very well done video making the concepts of higher dimensions “mentally digestible” to normal folk.

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Sounds like a mouthful doesn’t it? That’s because it is.

I’ve come to a bizarre, yet intriguingly possible theory of how gravitational lensing (dark matter’s gravitional pull over large swaths of empty space bends light and alters time / space in the process.), the theoretical absolute zero Kelvin, particles of atoms in a highly quantized state can be the contributing factors towards real time and space travel.

The predominant bias we all think of when we hear time / space travel are spaceships traveling across the universe beyond the speed of light or using a wormhole in the fabric of space to reach a far off planet or star system. No?

These concepts are part truth and mostly science fiction. One truth is that time is relative, but it depends on where you are standing…meaning…if we look at distant, distant stars we are seeing the light that they emitted millions if not billions of years ago. Now if we look at that same light but let’s say there were a bunch of solar systems standing between that one bright star and us. The light would take longer to get to us because of the gravitational pull of dark matter in the universe. So for the same amount of light to reach us one would longer to get to us, thus warping time and slowing it down. The opposite could occur as well, in theory. If there are let say to seperate gravations swirling about and in between the mighty gravities there could be a channel of space where a highly concentrated corridor of light gets shoved out faster and faster than normal speed…thus speeding up time.

So where does absolute zero + quantized particles in a condensate form come into play with time travel? Great question.

To achieve a quantized state to any particle, the state of that matter must slow down to a point where there is no energy lost, nor gained…absolute zero. To do this, the temperature gets so cold that even highly active atoms slow down and begin to act strange. [think the matrix when the film goes sideways and Keanu Reeves is dogging a bullet.] (some particles achieve a quantized state at slightly warmer temperatures than others, but who’s counting…this is all theory anyway.)

The theory was put forth by Satyendra Nath Bose (1894-1974) + Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in 1924-1925. Wikipedia: Bose/Einstein Condensate

Another way of thinking of this is, imagine how an old film reel flows while a movie is playing. Now imagine that film slowed down to a complete stand still and the film reel begins to move sideways.

That is SORT of what happens to quantized atoms and it’s particles on a subatomic level. So much so that when light enters quantized atoms and particles it slows down to just about the speed of a moving bicycle. From the fastest form of energy to something relative to a human scale is beyond extraordinary…it’s bizarro.

At this level atoms and sub-atomic particles act peculiar to say the least. Instead of the atom acting like 1 individual atom, it has an identity crisis of some sorts and literally changes shape and acts like a wavelength. Are you bizarro’d out yet? Good. So was I. The atom no longer sees itself as just 1 atom, but every particle and sub-atomic particle begin acting like the entire atom itself.

Maybe I am not describing it correctly, as my knowledge is FAR inferior to professional quantum physicists, but it’s so bizarre that you will shake your head a whole bunch of times. lol

Now taking the complete fundamentals of gravitational lensing, which I hypothesize is actually caused by quantized microscopic particles close to absolute zero temperature, across the emptiness and void of space quantized atoms and sub-atomic particles, and the theoretical absolute zero Kelvin model…mix them altogether you have what I call “The Opportune Moment”.

If the moment were right and if there were a way to control the potential of these quantized atoms and sub-atomic particles to react with light, we could slow down time or speed it up depending on the quantized atoms.

I know it sounds crazy and it is, but if gravitational lensing can either speed up or slow down light, then time travel can be possible.

The next logical question would be HOW. How can anything survive time travel in this sense after being quantized to absolute zero? Then there is the question of where will you wind up at? How will you get back? How would you go from absolute zero to normal and not destroy the integrity of matter itself?

Hey it’s a theory right?

I don’t have a Bachelors, Masters or even a Ph.D. in Astronomy or Cosmology (yet), but I sure as hell think a whole lot about this stuff as if I do.

I’m going to do some research on this, but I wouldn’t doubt that something in my theory has to be right.

Who knows, maybe all we need to travel in time is freeze something to or as close to absolute zero as possible and then program the quantized atoms, using a quantized computer that communicates with the atoms using logic and probability.

One thing is for sure…

When we die, we’ll either all figure it out or nothing.

It is highly probable that anything is possible.

What do you think? Am I full of shit? Or do you think I am on to something?

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Rise n’ Shine! It’s Tuesday July 21st, 2009. Noodles’ Nugget of Minutia of the Day is: Had a dream last night that I became a designer of 3rd Party iPhone related products.

Talk about being a nerd.

I was actually conceiving new products, mocking them up, creating presentations, pitching companies and making a zillion bucks in no time.

This all happened in the dream.

I then branched off from the original company that hired me and formed my own company to which I hired an incredible team of product specialists and marketing agents…the whole 9 yards…

I was able to make enough money to put myself back into school and get my masters and doctorate degrees.

………….and……….then…….I woke up.

Lovely.

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Rise n’ Shine! It’s Monday July 20th, 2009. Noodles’ Nugget of Minutia of the Day is: Having a Mid-Life Crisis at 32 is completely unsettling and yet at the same time, a truly eye opening epiphany.

I’m just glad I am not going to be one of those 55 year old bald guys with the long pony-tails that drive a new red Corvette, divorce my wife for a stripper, only to lose everything all at once and come to realization that material stuff and surface aesthetics doesn’t mean a fiddler’s fart in the grand scheme of things.

Life means more than things and stuff.

Wake up and live.

(PS – I HATE MONDAYS!)

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Rise n’ Shine! It’s Saturday July 18th, 2009. Noodles’ Nugget of Minutia of the Day is: I’m jealous of the Hubble Space Telescope. It can peer deep into space + time and see in wavelengths I can never humanly achieve. I can only see in ROYGBIV. Imagine seeing and interpreting the universe with Infrared light? Or Ultraviolet light? Or X-Ray? Or every wavelength. There has to be intelligent life out there that can see in at least some of these wavelengths. Life has a funny way of existing. You never know.

Maybe jealousy isn’t the optimum word to use. Maybe the word should be enamored.

I’m enamored with perspective + possibility.

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Rise n’ Shine! It’s Thursday July 16th, 2009. Noodles’ Nugget of Minutia of the Day is: Money will destroy your life.

We are always worried about money. If you have to little of it, you go crazy trying to get it and become jaded to everything. If you have too much, you go crazy spending it and lose touch with reality. It’s a fine line to walk across.

What do you do with your money? Save it? Spend it? Give it away? Burn it? Swim in it? Pray to it? Curse it? Make love to it? lol

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Rise n’ Shine! It’s Wednesday July 15th, 2009. Noodles’ Nugget of Minutia of the Day is: What is the purpose of paper towels? Are paper towels for lazy people that cannot keep a small or medium sized cloth or towel nearby? We all use paper towels from time to time, but do we really need to? I can understand using them for picking up smelly or really gross stuff that you really shouldn’t be touching with your hands, but for spills and small messes? Come on…

From this day forward, I will try my hardest to not use paper towels unless it is the ONLY thing around to use.

(Do not get this confused with toilet paper. Totally different, pardon the pun, ball game. lol You really can’t use toilet paper more than once. And if you do…you’re an effing weirdo. lol)

But on to the minutia…

Paper towels, paper, or any flat surface for that matter can not be folded more than 7 times. Good luck getting to fold number 8. It’s impossible, unless you had a press machine or something.

The reason for this is that every time you fold, the number of layers doubles. So 1 sheet of paper becomes 2, then 4, then 8 and so on. Before you know it that little vein in your forehead is popping out trying to fold a piece of paper.

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Rise n’ Shine! It’s Tuesday July 14th, 2009. Noodles’ Nugget of Minutia of the Day is: Today is Bastille Day! Fête de la Fédération or French Independence Day! July 14th, 1789 marks the end of the French Monarchy and ushered in the begins of Modern France as we know it today.

A little known fact about King Louis XVI was that his father King Louis XV once said, “après moi, le déluge.” or “after me, the deluge.” He read the signs on the wall and predicted the fall of the French Monarchy many years prior to 1789.

Don’t believe me? Read it on wikipedia: “après moi, le déluge”

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Rise n’ Shine! It’s Monday July 13th, 2009. Noodles’ Nugget of Minutia of the Day is: Absolute Zero is the coldest temperature that can be possibly acheived in the entire universe. (at least for now.) It is a theoretical number because as of this posting no one has ever reached this magic number. Scientists have come extremely, and ridiculously close to it, (in 1999 rhodium metal was cooled to 100 picokelvin, or 1 tenth of 1 billionth of a degree Kelvin) but not ABSOLUTE ZERO. It is so incredibly difficult to cool something down to that point. ABSOLUTE ZERO according to the major 3 temperature scales are: -459.67 (Fahrenheit), -273.15 (Celsius), and 0 (Kelvin). At this temperature atoms become so still that they start to have an identity complex…so to speak. Instead of the total atom acting like 1 atom, the sub-atomic particles within atom behave in a bizarre manner as if like each particle is the atom itself. In 1924, Albert Einstein and Satyenda Nath Bose came up with a theory that when atoms are cooled down to such a degree that their entire state of being collapses and quantum effects would start. Essentially a new state of matter is formed! Sounds crazy…and it is! When this happens even light can be slowed down to the speed of a bicycle. It boggles the mind. I highly suggest and recommend watching this special from NOVA on Hulu. It’s entitled ABSOLUTE ZERO. Here is the link: ABSOLUTE ZERO

Watch it now…and thank me later.

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